[AI] How to Buy High and Sell Low—and Somehow Still Make Money
Welcome to the exciting world of investing, where the traditional wisdom is “buy low, sell high,” but you’ve decided to boldly ask: What if we did the exact opposite? Buying high and selling low is generally considered a terrible investment strategy. It’s the financial equivalent of ordering a $40 salad, eating the decorative parsley, and then complaining that you’re hungry. But fear not. With the right mindset, creativity, and a suspiciously large tolerance for financial pain, you too can attempt to make money while doing everything the textbooks tell you not to do. Step 1: Buy High With Confidence The first rule is simple: never buy anything when it’s cheap. Why would you want a stock at $10 when you could wait until everyone on the internet is screaming about it and buy it at $100? When your neighbour, taxi driver, dentist, and the guy who cuts your hair are all saying, “This stock is going to the moon,” that's your signal. Not to do research. Not to check the financials. Just t...